2005-06-20 -- 3:07 a.m. So I took a crap today. It felt really really good. Dan Gibson, that boy makes me laugh. He also makes me feel a lot better about myself, and my life. And the girls I've had. Considering Dan's biggest sexual exploit was sticking a broom up his ass with KY Jelly, and I'm not talking about the handle, I'm talking about the bristle end. Let's just say the emergency room was involved. In other news, I had a 5 star notebook and a bottle of Dasani water for lunch today. It was rather...bland? Philosophical moment brought to you by Dan Gibson: "It is that programmed within us is a curiosity that cannot be ignored. What comes from this curiosity but a higher level of being. When people are able to confront these fears, the development of the adult mind shall be completely finished. Researching this unknown process by which we obey has no value but to show our ameteurist ways at being human." Philosophical moment brought to you by Dan Gibson, decoded by none other than myself: When we grow up our mind changes, no really, it changes! Mine changed into a CUCUMBER! SERIOUSLY! And we can't like think about it because that makes us stupid. Because thinking...makes us stupid. Thinking is like totally bad for you. And a bunch of other mumbo jumbo about curiosity and shit. Dude, this kid totally needs to get laid. True philosophy brought to you by none other than myself: When you masturbate...use a hand towel. I find it less coarse on the mushroom. Just a little FYI on the side, the dream is the fake, but the fake is the dream. So that means the dream is fake. But since the dream is fake, it’s actually real. And that is why we should all live in a mode of curiosity, BUT the reality is fake. The inconceivable completely incoherent snide unremarkable fantasiallisious booty smacking titty clapping…what was I talking about? PEACE